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FOOTBALL FUN PAGE
A LITTLE HUMOR
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he
got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house
with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." John
felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was
a 3-story mansion with a Blue & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Star on the flag, and in every window, a Cowboys
emblem. John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to
the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point John?"
"Well, why does Troy Aikman get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Troy's house, it's mine."
The psychology instructor had just finished
a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically
about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks
back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a
chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A football coach?"
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